Cake Mix-up Maestro Gifts

"I made this cake just like you said to: Cake mix, eggs, water, oil, and a ten inch mill file."

Mozart on a computer,

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Patissier

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Cake Writer's Block

Mum's Baking is best!

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

Ballet Birthday

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Carols

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Yes I am."

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'