Cake Eating Pillows

"I said, MAKE A WISH AND BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES."

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Cake Free Zone

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Panettone

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."