Cake Eating Mugs

"I said, MAKE A WISH AND BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES."

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Tension filled the tent.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Cake Free Zone

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Frosting the Snowman

Layer cake

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Panettone

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'