Cake Pillows

Cake!

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"Lay off the carrot cake."

It's always such a relief when the first resolution falls!

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'You want a piece of me?'

'No thanks, darling. If I ate cake at all my weddings, I'd weigh a ton.'

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

My comfort zone

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

A feast in a hospital bed.

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Happy 100th Birthday

Football club

"Everyone showed up to celebrate, except for your pension plan sponsor."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

Carole had always been ' big boned'.

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

Playing happy birthday on the piano

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"I set a goal, I met it, I proved that I could meet it, and now the hell with it."

"Sheltering in place has lowered my resistance."

"Let them watch cake."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.