Cake Gifts

Cake!

"I'm going to close my eyes and count to three. When I open them, ten of those candles better be gone."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"Lay off the carrot cake."

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

It's always such a relief when the first resolution falls!

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'You want a piece of me?'

'No thanks, darling. If I ate cake at all my weddings, I'd weigh a ton.'

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

My comfort zone

'I told him if he had too many birthdays, it would end up killing him.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

A feast in a hospital bed.

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

'Dang it! No matches!'

'Watch her freak out when I set the cake in front of her. I put four extra candles on it.'

Visualize Inner 'Piece'...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Happy 100th Birthday

Football club

"Everyone showed up to celebrate, except for your pension plan sponsor."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

Carole had always been ' big boned'.

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

"How do you know my wish didn't come true."

Snowman Birthday

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."