Cake Tasting Gifts

Cakes

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A heart shaped cake

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Layer cake

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I come here for the pepper."