Cake Tasting Gifts

Cakes

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A heart shaped cake

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Tension filled the tent.

Picking pastries.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Cake Free Zone

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I come here for the pepper."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'