Cake Appreciating Gifts

'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Frosting the Snowman

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

I made you a cake!

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cake Escape

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'It's all homemade.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."