Cajun Music Gifts

Doug Kershaw

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

EU and India partnership.

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Campground Conductor

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Santa Metal Claus

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Musicians on a beach

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Focus Groupies

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Mobile.

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"The world's oldest profession?"