Cajun Culture Lover Gifts

Cowgirl

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Essex computer.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Josephine Baker

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Arabian Nights.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Easter Island Bonnets

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Mobile.

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

Misfortune Cookie

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

Luciano Pavarotti.

Doug Kershaw

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'