Cajun Culture Lover Gifts

Cowgirl

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Essex computer.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Josephine Baker

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Arabian Nights.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Mobile.

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"The world's oldest profession?"

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"