Cajun Music Lover Gifts

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tut and Carmen.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Triangle

George Michael

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Spring Training

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')