Cajun Culture Gifts

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

Cowgirl

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

EU and India partnership.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

Mobile.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

"I call it 'social media'."

Snake -charmer's convention

Meanwhile Down In Barcelona...Professor Dale's Hotel Has Not Stayed Where She Left It

"He never was one for living dangerously!"

"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"

"You'll find them a very friendly tribe."

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."