Cajun Culture Pillows

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

Cowgirl

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

EU and India partnership.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Mobile.

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"The world's oldest profession?"

Doug Kershaw

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Snake -charmer's convention

"He never was one for living dangerously!"

"I call it 'social media'."

Meanwhile Down In Barcelona...Professor Dale's Hotel Has Not Stayed Where She Left It

"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"

"You'll find them a very friendly tribe."