Cajun Cuisine Pillows

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

"Rump roast?"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"How's the salmon?"

The Perfect Foil

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Sausages!

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Culture clash

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'You made me jump.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"