Cage Key Holder Pillows

Animal Lib.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

The reluctant parrot

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

The Mosskeytoe.

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

'I can't find my key.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

In jail dreaming of a key/release

UFC on steroids...

"I lined it up with our prenup."

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'

'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

'Any other ID?'

'I thought you had the keys!'