Cage Key Holder Gifts

Animal Lib.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

The reluctant parrot

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

The Mosskeytoe.

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

UFC on steroids...

"I lined it up with our prenup."

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary

'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'

'I thought you had the keys!'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'Any other ID?'

'Our top story: It's now day six of the cue card holders' strike.'