Ace Holder Pillows

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

Whack-a-molecule

'He lived and died for golf.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

Giant Birthday Cake

Life Is Just A Game

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

Know when to let it go.

"Classical guitar hero"

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Speeding in a video game

'Sudden death?'

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

"I told you coming to your ex-wife's wedding was a mistake."

'Not only can you pick out your own lobster, they also let you name it after either your boss or ex-spouse.'

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

Royal Flush

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"