Caffeine Consumption Pillows

'A new study states more than 4 cups of coffee can shorten your life.'

"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"According to my performance report, I need more coffee."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

You've Had Enough!

Writers without borders.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Waiting for retirement.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

All-Day Breakfast

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"