High Caffeine Consumption Pillows

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

The coffee's not working.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Decapitated coffee.

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Coffee Menu

'You've had enough.'