Caffeine Addiction Pillows

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The coffee's not working.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'