Caffeine Addict Support Group Pillows

'I'm still buffering.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

I am coffee and I need more coffee