Caffeine-free Advocates Pillows

"Do you have any caffeine free coffee tables?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Night-shift entrance

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'Well, kids, I guess it all started with decaffeinated coffee....'

"With this system nobody ever needs a holiday. A doctor occasionally, but not a holiday."

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

The Decafé

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

Take-A-Break

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

Tea and Coffee

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

Dowsing for Coffee