Caffeine Critics Pillows

Add some humor to their space! These caffeine critics pillows feature clever, sarcastic designs that make a playful statement about their love for coffee and their critical spirit.

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"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep." mockup

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

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"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic." mockup

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.' mockup

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

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'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

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'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?' mockup

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

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'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?' mockup

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

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"Practicing my hate-face."

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"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps." mockup

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

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"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

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"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..." mockup

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

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Honest Vending Machine

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'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!' mockup

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

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'Well, kids, I guess it all started with decaffeinated coffee....'

'Well, kids, I guess it all started with decaffeinated coffee....' mockup

'Well, kids, I guess it all started with decaffeinated coffee....'

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'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?' mockup

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

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"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!" mockup

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

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"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!" mockup

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

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'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.' mockup

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

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The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep. mockup

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

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'This decaf's lousy.'

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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!' mockup

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

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'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.' mockup

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

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New Belief Systems

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Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill mockup

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

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"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!" mockup

"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"

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'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!' mockup

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

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The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe mockup

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

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Self-Isolatteion

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'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.' mockup

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

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"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!" mockup

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

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"Excellent choice, our double mocha fudge supreme has never been linked to a serious injury or fatality."

"Excellent choice, our double mocha fudge supreme has never been linked to a serious injury or fatality." mockup

"Excellent choice, our double mocha fudge supreme has never been linked to a serious injury or fatality."

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Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.' mockup

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

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Caffeine Critics Pillows Collection

Caffeine Critics Mugs

Discover funny and clever caffeine critics mugs that bring humor to every coffee break—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of sarcasm.

Caffeine Critics Prints

Check out our witty caffeine critics prints to decorate your space with humor—perfect for coffee fans who love a good laugh.

Caffeine Critics T-Shirts

Find hilarious caffeine critics t-shirts that let everyone know you’re a coffee lover with a twist—fun, witty, and perfect for casual wear.