Caffeine Consumption Prints

'A new study states more than 4 cups of coffee can shorten your life.'

"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"According to my performance report, I need more coffee."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

Waiting for retirement.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

The coffee's not working.

All-Day Breakfast

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'