Caffeine Curious Prints

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Allegro con molto espresso

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'What's holding him up?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"You're never home."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'