Cable News Host T-Shirts

Dress your favorite cable news host in humor and style! Our t-shirts celebrate their on-air charisma and sharp wit, perfect for those who love to make a statement—both on and off the set.

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Glenn Beck! First time caller!

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The Art of Bantering!

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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Showbiz Awards

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"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along." mockup

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

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News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

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'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....' mockup

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

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"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news." mockup

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

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'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.' mockup

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

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Difference of Opinion

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'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

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"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks." mockup

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

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"Now we move over to the sports desk." mockup

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice." mockup

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

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'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?' mockup

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo." mockup

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

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"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven." mockup

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

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Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

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"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!" mockup

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

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'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.' mockup

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

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"Which news channel should we watch?" mockup

"Which news channel should we watch?"

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"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!" mockup

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

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"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!" mockup

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

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'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?' mockup

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...." mockup

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

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Local News in Heaven

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'Och lye the news'

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"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected." mockup

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

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'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!' mockup

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

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'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.' mockup

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

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Turkey, present day...

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Cable News Host T-Shirts Collection

Cable News Host Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for cable news hosts, featuring humorous slogans that keep the newsmaker energized and ready for action.

Cable News Host Pillows

Looking for a cozy gift? Our pillows with humorous messages are ideal for cable news hosts to relax and unwind after a busy day.

Cable News Host Prints

Decorate their office or studio with our prints celebrating the lively world of news broadcasting—humorous and uniquely tailored for cable news professionals.