Cable Management Wizard Gifts

Santa's Problem

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

WiFi Signals

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Homo Zapiens

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Silly sausages

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

To do list

"I'm inviting you to join my referral network, on Lynxedin."

the bureaucrat's desk