Cable Management Wizard Gifts

Santa's Problem

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

WiFi Signals

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Homo Zapiens

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

John Humphreys

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Silly sausages

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

"I'm inviting you to join my referral network, on Lynxedin."

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

the bureaucrat's desk

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