Cabinet Critic Gifts

Cabinet Re-Shuffle

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Virtual Doctor

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

US Capitol Building Toppled

The wrecking crew!

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?