C-span Spectator Gifts

US Government Shutdown

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Exploding Dalmatian

Congress, as seen on C Span.

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

'If we hurry I can still catch the third period.'

'Yes, it does make his blood boil - I enjoy it'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

So, yes, anytime a client wants to observe their pets' surgery...

Gossip Of The Stars.

Ghost Cat

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

Harry Reid

'What's all this? Haven't you people ever seen a prostatectomy before?'

Life is a game and here we site warming the bench.

"All the barking – NOW do you get it?"

Donald Trump Really Will Drain That D.C. Swamp

"The weather looks a little iffy."

You're always chastising Rudy for using the web, yet here you are. How do you explain yourself? Something magical happened. I saw a small child break into tears at this computer and run away. I came to see what happened. That's when I discovered it. The comments section beneath a news article. A wonderland of mockery, bitterness and good old-fashioned blood feuds. Is that Sadie hugging that computer? Let's talk about something else.

Couple watching TV being blasted by hundreds of satellite's from space