Byzantine Enthusiast Gifts

"Talk about Byzantine - try pulling a permit for a flying buttress in this neighborhood."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Sundial Time

Those Were The Days

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

The First Printed Bible

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Meet the Author

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Romans.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Rocket Ark

'Let there be cool.'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'