Byzantine Enthusiast Prints

"Talk about Byzantine - try pulling a permit for a flying buttress in this neighborhood."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Sundial Time

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Those Were The Days

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

The First Printed Bible

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

Romans.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

Rocket Ark

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'