Byo Connoisseur Gifts

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Now this is what I call a true work of genius. . . And I haven't even read it yet."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

Apple TV+

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Ross Noble