Bylaw Officer Gifts

Bylaws.

Trial by Media

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

America, are we learning anything?

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

When Engineers Crack.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Bailiff."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

AI Safety Officer

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.