Buzzing Linguist Gifts

'I don't trust that guy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Bumble Bee

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Holy Mackerel

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Heart To Heart

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Artichoking victim

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

"Spring Chicken"

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

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