Buying Abroad Gifts

'They're playing house.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Selling lemon latt�

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Vaccination Passport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'This is close enough.'