Buying Gifts

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Selling lemon latt�

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

High end of the market...

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

House hunting is cruel.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'They're playing house.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'