Buying Houses Gifts

'And in addition to a great room, this home has a cool room,super duper room and a totally awesome room.'

'Now this is home just went on the market this morning.'

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Did I mention the view?"

'Is this the open house?'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Deal or no deal?'

House auction. Door knocker is gavel 'Going, going.'

Man walks past estate agent with 'Buy one, get one free!' sign.

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."