Buying And Selling Gifts

'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

'Just do this for me, folks: Drive it for a couple of days and if you're not absolutely satisfied - sell it!'

"I told you, you can sell ANYTHING on Ebay!"

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Reverse Mortgage.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'