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"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

"Did the three pigs have enough insurance to rebuild their home?"

"Hi, come on in to our impressively well-constructed, picture-book colonial home, ideally located on a quiet tree-lined street among the area's finest residences."

"We can't agree on a size."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'

"Frank?"

'They accepted your offer!!'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'The owners like big Christmas trees.'

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Ceiling Paint

"Just browsing."

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"The big shell is nice, but the property taxes are a killer."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

'What, you wanted to see something in the one fifty range, didn't you?'

"I bought a new summer condo."

New house smell.

Mattress sale

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"Let's start a homeowner's association."

Dummies Books.

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."