Buying A New Home Prints

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

"Did the three pigs have enough insurance to rebuild their home?"

"Hi, come on in to our impressively well-constructed, picture-book colonial home, ideally located on a quiet tree-lined street among the area's finest residences."

"We can't agree on a size."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'

"Frank?"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'They accepted your offer!!'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

'The owners like big Christmas trees.'

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Ceiling Paint

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Thanks again, kid!"

"The big shell is nice, but the property taxes are a killer."

'What, you wanted to see something in the one fifty range, didn't you?'

"Just browsing."

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I bought a new summer condo."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."

"Honey, we need to decide if we're going to add on or conquer a bigger castle."

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'Is the fire included?'

'George, this new home security system you bought...how much did it cost?'

'Rising damp? Nah! That's our Nan with her pot of tea. Terrible hiccups always. . .'