Buying A Home Prints

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'

"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"

"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."

"So make me an offer."

Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'Hello, I'm the city tax appraiser and it has come to our attention that you have added a bird house to your yard.'

Estate Agent - 'This property comes complete with grown-up children left behind by the vendors.'

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

"Folks, we're in a hot market ...so you might want to make an offer before the fire trucks get here."

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'You won't find a nicer view for the price they're asking!'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

Seller's Market

"When you get a title remember title insurance."

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

Money box shaped like a house.

"If we time it right, I can get you in this house today."

"This is the grand ballroom. I think it has a lot of potential."

"This is big ... a bank is actually approving a loan."

'Henry, lose the tourist clothes, we own a condo here now.'

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

Walking away from mortgages.

'He predicts home prices will go up this year? Yeah, and if I go outside every morning and predict rain, eventually I'll be right, too.'

"Your home is your most valuable asset."

"O.K., toss and turn and sigh so loud that I have to wake up and ask what's wrong."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'