Business With A Twist Gifts

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

The Anti-Agent

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Digital Fomo!

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Quartet of chefs.

Onion operation.

Cook in the cookery section.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Financial Advisor to client: 'Your portfolio still could earn money if you believe in the existence of junk bond elves.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'It's her signature dish.'