Business With A Twist Mugs

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

The Anti-Agent

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Digital Fomo!

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Quartet of chefs.

Onion operation.

Cook in the cookery section.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Financial Advisor to client: 'Your portfolio still could earn money if you believe in the existence of junk bond elves.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'It's her signature dish.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.