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The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Haute Suture

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

ANOTHER FINE MESS, INC.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Toenail clipping missile.

Hollywood producer.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

TV stage door

Bette Midler

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Fashion Week"

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."