Business Show Aficionado Pillows

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Haute Suture

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

ANOTHER FINE MESS, INC.

Toenail clipping missile.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Hollywood producer.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I'm a star!'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Fashion Week"

TV stage door

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Er. . . anything else?"

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

Stage producer.