Business Presentation Buff Gifts

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"What's a debenture?"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

CEO with SEO

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

I'm a self-made man!

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Any questions?"