Business Plan Jokers Gifts

"We like your business plan."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'How are you at takeovers?'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"Dave, I know we talked about creating a more dynamic image for this department but don't you think you've taken this whole thing a little too far?"

'No, we don't have casual Fridays, but we do have casual Saturdays, for employees who can't finish their work during the regular work week.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"I have your evaluation...great teamwork, great morale...basically, you're a good dog."

Head Hunting.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"