Business Plan Jokers Pillows

"We like your business plan."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'How are you at takeovers?'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"Dave, I know we talked about creating a more dynamic image for this department but don't you think you've taken this whole thing a little too far?"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'No, we don't have casual Fridays, but we do have casual Saturdays, for employees who can't finish their work during the regular work week.'

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"I have your evaluation...great teamwork, great morale...basically, you're a good dog."

Head Hunting.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)