Business Merger Consultant Gifts

Looking for a gift for a business merger consultant? Our collection features witty and insightful items tailored to their profession. From playful t-shirts to inspiring prints, discover presents that show appreciation for their skill at blending ideas and closing deals. Whether they need a motivational pillow or a clever mug, our products add a touch of humor and professionalism to their day. Celebrate their ability to navigate complex negotiations with unique gifts that resonate with their accomplished career.

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...' mockup

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.' mockup

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.' mockup

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you." mockup

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

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'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.' mockup

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

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$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'$

$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?' mockup$

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

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'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.' mockup

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

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'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!' mockup

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

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Fish and color

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"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report." mockup

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

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'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'We have what might be a very good idea...' mockup

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

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'He bowed lower for me than for you.' mockup

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

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"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target. mockup

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

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"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover." mockup

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

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"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company." mockup

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

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'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.' mockup

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

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'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

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"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally." mockup

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover." mockup

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.' mockup

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

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'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.' mockup

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

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'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.' mockup

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

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'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...' mockup

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

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"Benign so far."

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.' mockup

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

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"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator." mockup

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

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"I always cry at mergers."

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Business Merger Consultant Gifts Collection

Business Merger Consultant Mugs

Discover more humorous and insightful mugs tailored for business merger consultants. Perfect for their daily caffeine fix or as a fun desk accessory.

Business Merger Consultant Pillows

Brighten up their workspace or home with a clever pillow made for business merger consultants—ideal for adding personality and humor.

Business Merger Consultant Prints

Find inspiring prints perfect for business merger consultants’ offices. Celebratory and motivational artwork to elevate their workspace.

Business Merger Consultant T-Shirts

Check out our collection of witty t-shirts designed for business merger consultants. Great for casual wear that celebrates their professional prowess.