Business Meeting Juggler Gifts

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Golfing Boss

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Multi-tasking.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Office meeting

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"