Business Liquidation Gifts

The boss is going to jail sale

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Small Businesses Go Under.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

Shop signs: then vs. now

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Burn It Down